ALF Spirit Doll Haunted Vessel & Active HIDE AND SEEK SKETCHY OLD WISE QUIET

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ALF Spirit Doll Haunted Vessel & Active HIDE AND SEEK SKETCHY OLD WISE QUIET
ALF (BAJA) MAY BE A PLUSH TOY, BUT HE PREFERS TO BE LEFT ALONE.
MUST BE 18 TO PURCHASE
If you don't believe in vessel dolls or in the paranormal than please, skip this auction. This is serious!!!
Once you are in possession of BAJA there is no turning back, he is all yours!
BAJA USE TO BE A TRUCK DRIVER AND ENJOYED HIS COLLECTION OF CALIFORNIA RAISIN FIGURINES.
ONE DAY WHILE HE WAS AT WORK HIS WIFE PACKED UP EVERYTHING SHE COULD AND LEFT HIM.
HE CAME HOME TO ONLY A COUCH, TV, HIS CALIFORNIA RAISIN COLLECTION,  AND ICE IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
HE WAS HEART BROKEN. HIS WIFE SAID SHE LEFT BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T STAND HIM ANYMORE. HE HAD NO MANNERS AND WOULD LET HIS GAS GO ANYWHERE, EVEN IN A RESTAURANT.
THEY HAD TWO TEENAGE DAUGHTERS THAT DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOM EITHER, THEY WERE DONE BEING EMBARRASSED BY HIM.
BAJA WAS A SPITTING IMAGE OF HIS MOM AND WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER, YOU KNEW WHERE HE GOT HIS MANNERISMS FROM.
BAJA'S REAL NAME WAS FARRELL L.
BEING A TRUCK DRIVER HE EARNED THE NICK NAME BAJA.
BAJA LIVED ALONE UNTIL THE DAY HE PASSED FROM A HEARTACHE. HE DIDN'T TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF AND WOULD EAT NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD WHILE CHOMPING ON PEPSI WITH ICE CHIPS.
I KEEP HIM IN HIS OWN LITTLE DARK HOLE. WHERE HE CAN VEG OUT ALL DAY. SOMETIMES I CAN SMELL HIS NASTY GAS
BAJA ISN'T ALL THAT BAD. HE WAS AN AMAZING BOWLER AND HAD A BIG HEART.
IF HE SAW SOMEONE WAS HARD UP AND NEEDED INCOME ASSISTANCE, HE WOULD BE THERE TO HELP. NEVER WANTING ANYTHING IN RETURN.
THE REASON WHY BAJA DIDNT CROSS IS BECAUSE HIS DAUGHTERE NEVER FORGAVE THEMSELVES FOR REJECTING HIM.
HE CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL THEY DO.
THEY ARE BOTH IN THERE 50S NOW AND HE IS HOPING THAT THEY FORGIVE HIM AND THEMSELVES BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE.
ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE MESSAGE. EBAY WANTS DESCRIPTION BLAND. THANK YOU
EBAY DISCLAIMER:
By bidding you are bidding on a tangible item and not a paranormal experience. EBAY WANTS THIS VIEWED AS ENTERTAINMENT BECAUSE THEY DO NOT BELIEVE IN PARANORMAL. BLAH BLAH BLAH
I will let you be the judge of that......